... Dio recounts an exchange among Elagabalus as well as the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Never call me lord, I am a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his physicians to provide him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by means of a surgical incisio… Read More